Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 19, 2022

One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing...
One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small. And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all...

A girl of uncertain nativity Had an ass of extreme sensitivity ...
A girl of uncertain nativity Had an ass of extreme sensitivity While she sat on the lap Of a German or Jap, She could sense Fifth Column activity.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,...
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein