Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 9, 2022

A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's...
A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer: "Slip on a sheath, quick, Then slip your big dick Between these lips covered with hair."

When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment...
When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally.

'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their...
'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe. "Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash! Beware the broken pipe, and shun The frumious...