Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 7, 2022

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all...
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen