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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 25, 2022


Enjoy yourself while you're still old.
Enjoy yourself while you're still old.

There once was a Duchess of Beever Who slept with her golden...
There once was a Duchess of Beever Who slept with her golden retriever. Said the potted old Duke : "Such tricks make me puke! Were it not for her money, I'd leave her."

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch,...
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. -- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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