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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 13, 2022


There once was a sailor named Gasted, A swell guy, as long...
There once was a sailor named Gasted, A swell guy, as long as he lasted, He could jerk himself off In a basket, aloft, Or a breeches-buoy swung from the masthead.

There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate...
There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal. He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped; Said the gal, "What about me, old pal?"

There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on...
There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train. There was a young porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again.

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN...
There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!

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