Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 13, 2022
There once was a sailor named Gasted,
A swell guy, as long...There once was a sailor named Gasted,
A swell guy, as long as he lasted,
He could jerk himself off
In a basket, aloft,
Or a breeches-buoy swung from the masthead. There was a young fellow from Cal.,
In bed with a passionate...There was a young fellow from Cal.,
In bed with a passionate gal.
He leapt from the bed,
To the toilet he sped;
Said the gal, "What about me, old pal?" There was a young lady of Spain
Who took down her pants on...There was a young lady of Spain
Who took down her pants on a train.
There was a young porter
Saw more than he orter,
And asked her to do it again. There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN...There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 13, 2022
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