Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 28, 2022

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build...
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group...
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse...
The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk; That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash

The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door. He said,...
The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door. He said, "I am not fighting for you any more." The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before, And slowly she let him inside. He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young,...