Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 17, 2022

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change...
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The application can work around it. Q:...