Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 29, 2022

"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid...
"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged. Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged. -- Piet Hein

It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon...
It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon. -- Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero,...
John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in? The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, Saying death...

Little Fly, Thy summer's play If thought...
Little Fly, Thy summer's play If thought is life My thoughtless hand And strength & breath, Has brush'd away. And the want Of thought is death, Am not I A fly like thee? ...

Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. Love isn't love...
Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. Love isn't love 'til you give it away. -- Oscar Hammerstein II