Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 7, 2022

A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to...
A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. He covered the platter With bats' fecal matter. Now it's seek time is really the pits.

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.

Ah, but the choice of dreams to live, there's the rub. For...
Ah, but the choice of dreams to live, there's the rub. For all dreams are not equal, some exit to nightmare most end with the dreamer But at least one must be lived ... and died.