Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 20, 2022

A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in...
A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly Was fucking a collie -- But I got a nice price for the pups."

There once was a fiesty young terrier Who liked to bite girls...
There once was a fiesty young terrier Who liked to bite girls on the derriere. He'd yip and he'd yap, Then leap up and snap; And the fairer the derriere the merrier.

There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small...
There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt. Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt."