| Humor: Sunday August 11, 2024 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 11, 2024A burlesque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
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A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" There once was a girl from Spokane, Went to bed with... There once was a girl from Spokane, Went to bed with a one-legged man. She said, "I know you-- You've really got two! Why didn't you say so when we began?" Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 11, 2024
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