Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 9, 2024

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real...
A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine. -- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"

A lacklustre lady of Brougham Weaveth all night at her loom...
A lacklustre lady of Brougham Weaveth all night at her loom. Anon she doth blench When her lord and his wench Pull a chain in the neighbouring room.

A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind...
A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind. He got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the end, he went blind.)

There was an old feminine blighter Who trained a Chow dog...
There was an old feminine blighter Who trained a Chow dog to delight her. She would cream her own pool While she sucked off his tool -- How his cock in her cunt would excite her!

There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was...
There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could finger her bum-- A source of amusement to many.

Say many of cameras focused t'us, Our middle-aged shots do...
Say many of cameras focused t'us, Our middle-aged shots do us justice. No justice, please, curse ye! We really want mercy: You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us. -- Thomas H. Hildebrandt