Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 18, 2024

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!

Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change...
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried ...

Win98 error 006: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Win98 error 006: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.