Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 22, 2024

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you...
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.