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A doctoral student from Buckingham Wrote his thesis on cunts...
A doctoral student from Buckingham Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em. But a dropout from paree Taught him Gamahuchee - so he added a footnote on sucking 'em.

18th Rule of Friendship: A friend will let you hold...
18th Rule of Friendship: A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof to install your new aerial, which is the biggest son-of-a-bitch you ever saw. -- Esquire, May 1977

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all...
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Berlioz

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