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In the long run we are all dead. -- John...
In the long run we are all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes

A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm...
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree." But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee.

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