Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 1, 2006

Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
Oh, wow! Look at the moon!

Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they...
Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet. -- Kliban

The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can...
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can. -- Albertano of Brescia

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young...
An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young men she loves. She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry...
I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!