Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 8, 2006

Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them...
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down. -- Wilson Mizner

"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have...
"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers...
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers. - Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson