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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 9, 2006


I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back...
I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wright

Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.

It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

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