Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 24, 2006

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that,...
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. -- Wernher von Braun

He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him...
He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. -- Bion

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side...
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.

Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.