Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 16, 2006

Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is...
Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus

An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys...
An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys on the make. She was finally the prize Of a man twice her size And all she recalls is the ache.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have...
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your...
Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your son so well; He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh, Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...

All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon...
All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.