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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 18, 2006


I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

Phone call for chucky-pooh.
Phone call for chucky-pooh.

Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very...
Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...

My computer can beat up your computer. - Karl Lehenbauer
My computer can beat up your computer. - Karl Lehenbauer

New Microsoft PnP documents released:...
New Microsoft PnP documents released: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/PnP.html

I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself...
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

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