Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 2, 2006

In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and...
In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an "In-Depth" Piece takes two minutes, the Simple will drive out the Complex. -- Frank Mankiewicz

Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else...
Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.

The difference between art and science is that science is what...
The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"

Priority: A statement of the importance of a user or...
Priority: A statement of the importance of a user or a program. Often expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less badly than someone...

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of...
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!