Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 12, 2006

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life...
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. -- Samuel Johnson

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen...
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. -- Chief Dan George

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death,...
When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death, My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I...

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!