Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 22, 2006

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe...
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Pittsburgh driver's test (4) Exhaust gas is (a)...
Pittsburgh driver's test (4) Exhaust gas is (a) beneficial. (b) not harmful. (c) toxic. (d) a punk band. The correct answer is (b). The meddling Washington eco-freak communist bureaucrats who say otherwise are liars...