Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 15, 2006

"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight...
"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace." -- Holly Near

"Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with...
"Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of Silly Putty." - Dennis Rawlins, astronomer

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one...
A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark

Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. - Seneca
Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. - Seneca

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good...
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve. - Anonymous
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve. - Anonymous

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.