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Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Schlattwhapper, n.:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schnuffel, n.:
        A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in
mixed company.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schwiggle, n.:
        The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a
pencil.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made
of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts
is not necessarily science.
                -- Henri Poincair'e

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
                -- William Buckley

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
        You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.  You will
        achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of
        ethics.  Most Scorpio people are murdered.

Scott's first Law:
        No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's second Law:
        When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
to have been wrong in the first place.

Corollary:
        After the correction has been found in error, it will be
impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.