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A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.
Avoid him. He's a Commie.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaughan
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody
wants to read.
-- Mark Twain
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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A computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than debris,
If the input was short of exact.
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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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A CONS is an object which cares.
-- Bernie Greenberg.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.