Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 10, 2012

A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges...
A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges were squeaky, The ferns curled up brown, The ceilings flaked down, And all of the faucets were leaky. -- Edward Gorey

The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves...
The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone. Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch