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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 28, 2012


An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude...
An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd To be wooed in the nude, But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.

No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.

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