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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 14, 2012


f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.

There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning...
There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew.

You're at Witt's End.
You're at Witt's End.

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