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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 15, 2012


Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I...
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't...
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

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