Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 23, 2012

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song...
A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart. -- Richard Thompson

It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.

A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive...
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot...