Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 12, 2012

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper...
The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold...