Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 27, 2012

There was a young man with one foot Who had a very long root...
There was a young man with one foot Who had a very long root. If he used this peg As an extra leg Is a question exceedingly moot.

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably...
If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.

Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.