Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 18, 2012

Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.
Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

Your mind is the part of you that says, ...
Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!" -- Steven and Ondrea Levine

Let us treat men and women well; Treat them as if they were...
Let us treat men and women well; Treat them as if they were real; Perhaps they are. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson