Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 7, 2012

You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

There was a young trollop at Yale, Who had verses tattooed...
There was a young trollop at Yale, Who had verses tattooed on her tail, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, A duplicate version in Braille.

It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.
It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are...
Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs. -- N. Alexander.