Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 29, 2012

An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus...
An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus. The hardware went bad, But not the young lad (Except for the toupee and truss).

There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony...
There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony he bought her, Till she found that its dong Was as hard and as long As the prayers her father had taught her. She married a fellow named Tony Who soon found her fucking...

Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it.
Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it.

Everybody's gotta be someplace.
Everybody's gotta be someplace.

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate...
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.