| Freebsd Fortunes: 2003 of 3566 |
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2004 of 3566 |
Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam
dancing.
-- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2005 of 3566 |
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
-- Malcolm Smith
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2006 of 3566 |
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2007 of 3566 |
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something
entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2008 of 3566 |
Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is
described as being n-dimensional. Like modern sex, any number can
play.
-- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quincunx of Time", by
James Blish
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2009 of 3566 |
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2010 of 3566 |
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a
receipt.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2011 of 3566 |
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2012 of 3566 |
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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