| Freebsd Fortunes: 3406 of 3566 |
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office
automation?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3407 of 3566 |
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3408 of 3566 |
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently
there must be a beverage.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3409 of 3566 |
Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3410 of 3566 |
Why don't elephants eat penguins ?
Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3411 of 3566 |
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but ...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
-- I have some really hard words to look up.
-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3412 of 3566 |
"Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is
because we are not the person involved"
-- Mark Twain
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
-- Lily Tomlin
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"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?"
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
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