Freebsd Fortunes

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

You look like a million dollars.  All green and wrinkled.

You may be recognized soon.  Hide.

You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he
is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
                -- Sydney Harris

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with
him.
                -- Ed Howe

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn

You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for
success.  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits
or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume
party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
                -- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"

You might have mail

You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm
now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not
exist.  If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant.
                -- Greg Lehey

"You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do."