Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 1, 2017
There was a young girl of Batonger
who diddled herself with...There was a young girl of Batonger
who diddled herself with a conger,
When asked how it feels
To be pleasured by eels
She said, "Just like a man, only longer. After all, all he did was string together a lot of old,...After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare All generalizations are false, including this one...All generalizations are false, including this one.
-- Mark Twain
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 1, 2017
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