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There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with...
There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with a conger, When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels She said, "Just like a man, only longer.

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old,...
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare

All generalizations are false, including this one...
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain

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