Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 20, 2017

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M...
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed.

Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care...
Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about...

There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier...
There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.

learning curve, n.: An astonishing new theory,...
learning curve, n.: An astonishing new theory, discovered by management consultants in the 1970's, asserting that the more you do something the quicker you can do it.