Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 26, 2017

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV...
I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ...

The trouble with money is it costs too much!
The trouble with money is it costs too much!