Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 19, 2017

Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]
Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]

Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to...
Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?". The duck replies, "Yes, I'd like a box of condoms, please." ...

The door is the key.
The door is the key.

Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds...
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.

Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never...
Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything

knowledge, n.: Things you believe.
knowledge, n.: Things you believe.

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive...
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies." (By Linus Torvalds, Linus.Torvalds@cs.helsinki.fi)