Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 7, 2017

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO ...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative...

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.