Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 27, 2017

ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations...
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). -- Edgar R. Fiedler

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done...
Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred.