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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
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Be different: conform.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 545 of 3566 |
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 546 of 3566 |
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and
miss
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 548 of 3566 |
Bees are very busy souls
They have no time for birth controls
And that is why in times like these
There are so many Sons of Bees.
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Begathon, n.:
A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so
you won't have to watch commercials.
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Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh
away.
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Beifeld's Principle:
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is
already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better
looking and richer male friend.
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"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
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