Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 1, 2022

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer...
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa. As they're driving along the savannah in their jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. The biologist: "Look! A herd...

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty...
"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown

I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power...
I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even...
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4

Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on...
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge. -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2

No more blah, blah, blah! -- Kirk,...
No more blah, blah, blah! -- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6