Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 25, 2022

A lusty young woodsman of Maine For years with no woman...
A lusty young woodsman of Maine For years with no woman had lain, But he found sublimation At a high elevation In the crotch of a pine -- God, the pain!

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom...
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.